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"And God said: 'Grod! What new chaos hast thine foolhardy hand sown? My wrath at your impudent tormentation of my mortals can no longer be contained! I hereby banish thee to walk the earth for one thousand years, your powers reduced to those of a mortal god.' And Grod said: 'Then I shall walk a path of mayhem and discord throughout your wretched planet. Day and Night shall I sow havoc, until your great cities are consumed in turmoil, and the souls of your precious mortals shalt fear the edge of mine godly blade. And in one thousand years, we shall meet again.'
And God was pissed."

Book of Grod, Book of Hats, verse 5:17-24

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